When ninjas drink too much coffee,
their teeth take on the color of toffee.
A belly full of this fine ass roast,
ain’t always something of which to boast.
Dig it: ninjas have to be stealthy…
…quiet and sneaky to stay healthy…
… and if they kill for money, to get wealthy.
But drinking coffee effs with their digestion…
Weird noises abound,
causing sneaking around,
without making a sound,
kinda out of the question.
That type of noisy stomach shit could get a ninja killed, man.
Ninjas should not drink too much coffee.