Just recently read comic books and drank cheap canned beer while President Obama’s speech on health care reform was on the TV in the background, and, well, I don’t know where there can possibly be any debate.

Of course we need universal health care! How could there be a question? Good lord! It’s. Our. Universe!

If Slagar The Slagarthorious gets a hankerin’ for universe destruction, how are we going to make sure we can get back to healthy, assuming anyone survives the alien Armageddon?

It’s kind of a downer, I know, but let’s really think about this, God’s Americans. Let’s think long. Then let’s think hard. Then let’s combine the porno style, because this is a crazy important issue.

Protect our universe! Universal health care! And, um, reform! Let’s do this thing!