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Reba looks great!

January 14, 2010 By: D.J. Category: Music., Sexy time., TV.

This is old… well, internet old. But it makes me laugh, and just in case my reader hasn’t seen it yet, I want to share… Because it makes me laugh. It makes me laugh way too much. One minor complaint, but I don’t want to spoil it, so I’ll complain below.

Don’t spoil the magic by reading my deep, insightful criticism of this near-perfect amalgam of comedy, R&B, country, and hot, hot sexiness… Watch that video up there, then read below… For reals, now.
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Okay, so this is a song chronicling the beautifully erotic love affair between Andy Samburg and an alternate-reality Reba McEntire. I wish it’d just gone on like this was just Reba, not some homeless dude that found a wig. Though I do kind of like the conflicting realities of the song… still, it’d be even more surreal if they just insisted this was the real Reba.

I’ve given this too much thought, I know.

Says #11, “Trust me. I’m The Doctor.”

January 04, 2010 By: D.J. Category: TV.

Everyone who wants to see this has seen it, right? Well, I’m posting it anyway.

Kneejerk reactions to Matt Smith as the 11th Doctor are: “Boo! I miss David Tennant!” And, “He’s toooooo young!” And, “His head is HUUUGE!” From the regeneration scene in “The End Of Time, Part 2″ and this trailer, he seems energetic, at least. And, personally, I dig the hair.

Also, perhaps more importantly, new show runner Stephen Moffat has written some of the best New Who episodes ever. AND Jekyll kicks ass. AND what I’ve seen of Coupling is delightful.

And actress Karen Gillan, The Doctor’s new companion? So purdy. I assume she’s a good actress, too, seeing as how she was cast and all.

Okay, basically, I am really hoping this show is great. Why would anyone hope for anything else? Sure, we don’t know, and, yeah, there are kneejerk reactions, but one should wish for the best, yeah? Tennant was “my” Doctor (every fan has one, right?), but I have my fingers crossed for the new team.

Man, The Doctor is awfully sorry…

December 22, 2009 By: D.J. Category: TV.

I’ve been told I say “sorry” too much… Maybe one of the reasons The 10th Doctor is my favorite.

Jack Bauer vs. Santa!

December 17, 2009 By: D.J. Category: Interwebs., TV.

This is pretty funny and cut together really well, aside from Jack’s wardrobe changes. A little Yuletide LOL.

Twilight: New Moon might be a little too edgy for the kids…

November 19, 2009 By: D.J. Category: Movies., Sexy time., TV.

Oh, Conan… your show makes me happy.