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Elvis is gonna karate chop you!

October 17, 2009 By: D.J. Category: History., Music., Sexy time.

My roommate Will shared this with me a while back, and, well, it’s haunted my dreams almost as much as my waking hours ever since. Note the grace and raw power of KARATE ELVIS. (Be warned: None of this is staged. All examples of Elvis-ian power, specifically power of the neck, are real.)