Mustachioed Ninja
Ninja with a mustache,
your hairy lip aids you in the kicking
of ass.
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Whatever your reason for growing your ‘stache,
it works for you.
I say this true blue.
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Show off your ‘stache,
and cut a ‘stache hole in your mask…
In fear your enemies will bask.
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Show off that sweet hairy lip…
Oh! And when you kick,
remember to pivot with your hip.
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Look, put that razor down.
Without that godgiven ‘stache,
you look like an child clown.
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Ninja, sweet mustchioed ninja,
you beautiful bastard,
don’t ever give up the dream.
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Shaving your lip,
won’t make your enemies scream
… in terror.
