Ninjas in space,
Whose side are they on?
Are they defending us from alien invaders?
Or are they Ninjutsu Darth Vaders?
I mean, what if they were up there,
In their astro-ninja-underwear,
Planning our downfall?
The global death of us all?
Thatâ€™s probably the deal.
Ninjas freaking hate humanity.
At least thatâ€™s how I was raised toâ€¦
â€¦ raisedâ€¦ toâ€¦ feelâ€¦ ?
Wait a minute.
Was I raised to hate ninjas?
To be a ninja hater?
No, I donâ€™t blame Mom and Dad.
Itâ€™s society thatâ€™s bad.
The media, thatâ€™s who to blameâ€¦
â€¦ for my ninja-hating shame.
Just because they can kill me with a kick,
Doesnâ€™t mean I have to be a dick.
Ninjas, on earth or in space,
are part of the human race.
So, Iâ€™m going to hug a ninja, and â€“ ack!
I was just stabbedâ€¦ with a ninjaâ€¦ swordâ€¦
â€¦ what a sneaky ninja attack.