Ninja with a mustache,

your hairy lip aids you in the kicking

of ass.

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Whatever your reason for growing your ‘stache,

it works for you.

I say this true blue.

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Show off your ‘stache,

and cut a ‘stache hole in  your mask…

In fear your enemies will bask.

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Show off that sweet hairy lip…

Oh! And when you kick,

remember to pivot with your hip.

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Look, put that razor down.

Without that godgiven ‘stache,

you look like an child clown.

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Ninja, sweet mustchioed ninja,

you beautiful bastard,

don’t ever give up the dream.

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Shaving your lip,

won’t make your enemies scream

… in terror.