TRES POWER MEN!
Three men with the power of TRES!
TRES POWER MEN!
Pusherman push you!
Smasher’s gonna smash!
The Puncher punch you in the face!
TRES POWER MEEEEN!!!
(Music rocks out with a spoken word montage of their mighty origins.)
Born out of gray cubicles,
three boys learned the power of action-packed violence
and became men…
TRES POWER MEN!
(super rockin’ guitar followed by power drums)
PUSH!
SMASH!
PUNCH!
TRES POWER MEEEEEEN-UH!!!!
TRES POWER MEN created & illustrated by Doug / lyrics by D.J. / embodied on this Earth by Chad (Pusherman), D.J. (Smasher), and Doug (The Puncher)… Believe in your dreams. (Don’t even try to fight it).
Oh man, you guys have too much time on your hands.
I can’t speak for artist Doug, but as for those lyrics, they poured out of my heart in about five minutes. Due to their speediness, I really do have too much time on my hands, as I’d allotted far more time.