If you’re in the LA area, check it out!
http://www.westhollywoodbookfair.org/schedule/comicsscifihorror-scene/
4:00pm-5:00pm
OFF THE BEATEN PATH: INDIE CREATORS & THEIR CRAFT
Jordan Crane (Clouds Above and Uptight)
D.J. Kirkbride (Popgun)
Ed Laroche (Almighty)
Joe Matt (Peep Show)
Kiyoshi Nakazawa (Drunken Master)
Moderator: Darren Clavadetscher
Location: Comics, SciFi & Beyond Pavilion
Signings: Skylight Books booth
Ninjas watch football
they love the competition
and the tight, tight pants
When ninjas drink too much coffee,
their teeth take on the color of toffee.
A belly full of this fine ass roast,
ain’t always something of which to boast.
Dig it: ninjas have to be stealthy…
…quiet and sneaky to stay healthy…
… and if they kill for money, to get wealthy.
But drinking coffee effs with their digestion…
Weird noises abound,
causing sneaking around,
without making a sound,
kinda out of the question.
That type of noisy stomach shit could get a ninja killed, man.
SHHHHHHHHHH!
Ninjas should not drink too much coffee.