Ninjas are in your heart.
Yeah, every organ has to do its part.
If a ninja was in your thigh…
that isn’t an organ, so it don’t
apply.
Ninjas don’t care about your dreams,
and they don’t live in your
spleens.
Ninjas are stronger than your soul,
and, like you, they eat cereal
and milk
out of a bowl.
Ninjas are in your heart,
which is more important than
any
other
part…
… of YOU!
Dude, a ninja could eat your HEART!
Ninjas watch football
they love the competition
and the tight, tight pants
When ninjas drink too much coffee,
their teeth take on the color of toffee.
A belly full of this fine ass roast,
ain’t always something of which to boast.
Dig it: ninjas have to be stealthy…
…quiet and sneaky to stay healthy…
… and if they kill for money, to get wealthy.
But drinking coffee effs with their digestion…
Weird noises abound,
causing sneaking around,
without making a sound,
kinda out of the question.
That type of noisy stomach shit could get a ninja killed, man.
SHHHHHHHHHH!
Ninjas should not drink too much coffee.